Attention Citizens of the USA
Economic migrants, refugees and asylum seekers from the USA are all welcome in North Korea.
Our most wise Supreme Leader has decreed that we are to take pity on those less fortunate than citizens of our powerful and prosperous nation.
Our peaceful country offers stable and sane governance, guaranteed labour rates and no reported crime.
Furthermore, given the borderline intellectual functionality of citizens of the USA, our Supreme Leader has personally devised a simplistic naturalisation exam, whereby prospective citizens are merely required to locate the DPRK on a map. Our enhanced naturalisation exam has similarly been updated for citizens of civilized countries, whereby prospective citizens are merely required to center a red mark over Washington DC on an electronic representation of the globe.
Ex-military personnel may be required to undergo an extra interview process.
Finally, our scientific community has an ongoing requirement for nuclear physicists and orbital sciences specialists, and asylum seekers fitting these criteria will have their applications dealt with personally and expeditiously by the Supreme Leader.
If you wish to avail of the Supreme Leaders most gracious offer, simply indicate your desire to do so to any of our diligent border guards, who will be happy to assist.