Prospective Visitor,
You will visit the great and glorious nation of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea and personally experience our prosperous cities, bountiful dining and diligent production of our workers. Our insightful guides will accompany you every step of the way to ensure you gain the most from your visit to our great country. You will have the opportunity to take many photographs of our Dear Leader, who today watches over our great nation from above.
I personally guarantee that upon your leaving of our great country you will be filled with many happy stories and visual references of your privileged visit. You will regale your comrades in how our great country is superior in every way to the tyrannical United States, and agree with me that they should suffer a ferocious fire storm from above. We may call on you to assist.
Kim Jong–un